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On Personal Prisons

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“Of all our infirmities, the most savage is to despise our being.”

We all have personal prisons they are a part of the human condition we are our own prosecutor against ourselves, judge who hands down the sentence, and warden to keep ourselves in check. Now don’t get scared there’s levels to this shit these prisons we build are not always bad. Routine is a personal prison imagine waking up and doing the same exact thing for the next 15 years sounds like hell doesn’t it, but many of us fall into that very thing. Life is a journey filled with many pitfalls that can be considered personal prisons things we fall into and do our time until we serve our time. Whether it be dealing with a vice or bad eating habits these prisons all satiate us enough to keep us entertaining them.

Stay frosty friends there is no need to worry unless your personal prison is in fact killing you and if it is break the mold or if you’ve found joy in that allow the journey to run it’s course “So enjoy present pleasures as to not mar those to come.” We are all here having a human experience, when we are born and raised we aren’t told what it means to be human we are just guided in what humans do (learn, educate, procreate, build, etc) those are attributes of our humanity although important are greatest gift to ourselves is to find our individual path and follow it to it’s completion before we die including all of it’s bumps and pitfalls.

SweatPant out…

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On Personal Hygiene

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“There is no more expensive thing than a free gift.”

Basic hygiene is of the utmost importance, but traveling on public transportation or running errands easily shows that some of us readily ignore something so basic. Uncle SweatPant is gonna put y’all up on game just follow these tips to hygienic success.

7 Basic tips for hygienic excellence 

  1. Brush your teeth
  2. Wash your ass
  3. Take time time exfoliate your skin and lips
  4. Essential oils are essential learn about them, use them, enjoy them
  5. Store bought shit isn’t always the top of the pops black soap, black seed oil, & natural butters can work wonders for your hair and skin
  6. Work your way from the inside out not outside in i.e make sure your diet is in order!
  7. The most important tip take your time and enjoy taking care of yourself. So many people treat basic upkeep as a chore don’t be one of those people.

 

SweatPant out…

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On Internet Affliction

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Photo curtesy of Michael Nagle for The New York Times

“Google me bitch!!!”

If you haven’t heard Snapchat is that shit from girls crashing their dads car to booty pics for the cost of entry if you’re not in it your missing out. Our new internet driven world poses a litany of questions with too few answers. There have been various studies either substantiating or denying mental health based issues formulating due to social media use but let’s be frank if social media is the real world based in the internet we can all agree to the fact that on some level people can and will be affected by it including the normal hate for hates sake, keeping up with the jones’s, and holier than though views many of us hold.

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Photo by Paul hardy

We all have had friend requests in our various social media accounts asking for “friendship” from total strangers and faced the question of accepting it. Many people see this as doing something right and growing their social media following I ask for what? is social media a 24hr floor model showcase of our lives for others to buy into us in the form of following our feed. We have seen many people rise to prominence solely based on their savvy social media skills those people for the most part had a vision and enacted their plan to get themselves to the end result. The average layperson who posts their struggle meals and horrible fashion sense are they actively trying to position themselves in the realm of say a Chrissy Teigen or Ian Connor two well known people in the aforementioned realms Tiegen with her recently published cookbook and Connor taking tumblr fame to the runway with Kanye West.

Some people may say SweatPant what are you talking about social media is putting people onto how dope you are and garnering fans i.e (friends/followers) I would agree I ask what is the end game if one exists. Philip Zimbardo speaks of the “future focus” in life and the different way we look at life and how that outlook plays into our choices. Radiohead recently took time out to erase themselves from the internet before announcing their new album but that’s Radiohead not you or me years ago people spoke of bad choices with tattoos or picking bad partners will the next phase be bad choices on social media maybe that off the cuff tweet may cost you your job.

SweatPant out…

Philip Zimbardo – The Psychology of time

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On Fake Booties

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“Brenda got a big ole butt”

We have reached ass overload booty is currently king and the emperor wears no clothes. Gone are the days in which you could research the female derrière on assmatrix.com and use your new found knowledge to proclaim yourself an ass aficionado from the apple-bottom to the spongebob you knew them all. Butt augmentation was and still is a rather expensive procedure with prices starting in the $4,000 range although a black market has risen to fill the void for those in need of an ass without the cash.

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Oneal Ron Morris is currently facing up to 100 years for manslaughter after a botched underground ass procedure a young woman dead and him hiding from the law. His ass injections included super glue, fix-a-flat, and cement. Many women go under the knife in these underground procedures and end up with complications far worse than they bargained for. In popular culture today having an ass whether real or fake is a conversation starter, career builder, and door opener, even actress Blake Lively took to instagram to parade her L.A Face and Oakland booty. A tour of tumblr or instagram one can be served up with so much booty meat a need for an apéritif would be in order with all races, shades and colors showing off their goodies whether natural or man made.

Like with all trends the hype behind the fat ass will eventually die down and the culture will move to a new body part to glorify for the next 5-7 years I heard women’s ankles were all the rage in the 1920’s maybe that’s due for a comeback? in all seriousness between the trips to D.R for all inclusive ass surgery, backdoor injections, and traditional methods I’m all for ladies wanting to spruce up their caboose but ladies please be safe no matter if you got a fatty or a flattie trust me there will be guys who still dig you.

SweatPant out…

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On Substance Abuse

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“Another day another lean seizure”

America has to admit we don’t have a drug problem we live in a drug culture. The National Institute on Drug Abuse has recorded prescription  drug deaths in 2014 at nearly 3 times those in 2001 which is startling especially with the recent passing of Prince. Lil Wayne has recently suffered his fourth publicly known seizure since 2012 with many speculating on the cause being his lean consumption. There is currently over 4,000,000 results on youtube for videos on “how to make lean” a mixture of prescription strength cough syrup and your favorite soda or pop for all you mid-westerners and coke for the southern gentry.

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We have to admit we like drugs in America nothing has changed since Ronald Reagan declared war on drugs in 1971. The government has steadily increased spending on the prosecution of drug crimes, drug rehabilitation, and drug use prevention but the situation has not changed. Is this an issue of cognitive dissonance as a nation, are we so bitch made we don’t want to embrace the fact that in a nation were we rank the top party colleges we also like to use party drugs?

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I started this post documenting different people in entertainment that have faced issues including death from drug use and abuse but quickly had to change the narrative because this “issue” isn’t isolated to our entertainers the sports players, actors, musicians are a product of our society they didn’t come here from Mars to steal our hearts and use our drugs we birthed them, groomed them, sent them off to school, and yes we also introduced them to drugs. A hand is only as strong as it’s weakest digit and a nation it’s populace. So let’s keep it real and admit who we are America

 

P.S RIP Mitch Hedberg

 

SweatPant out…

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