On Fake Booties
“Brenda got a big ole butt”
We have reached ass overload booty is currently king and the emperor wears no clothes. Gone are the days in which you could research the female derrière on assmatrix.com and use your new found knowledge to proclaim yourself an ass aficionado from the apple-bottom to the spongebob you knew them all. Butt augmentation was and still is a rather expensive procedure with prices starting in the $4,000 range although a black market has risen to fill the void for those in need of an ass without the cash.
Oneal Ron Morris is currently facing up to 100 years for manslaughter after a botched underground ass procedure a young woman dead and him hiding from the law. His ass injections included super glue, fix-a-flat, and cement. Many women go under the knife in these underground procedures and end up with complications far worse than they bargained for. In popular culture today having an ass whether real or fake is a conversation starter, career builder, and door opener, even actress Blake Lively took to instagram to parade her L.A Face and Oakland booty. A tour of tumblr or instagram one can be served up with so much booty meat a need for an apéritif would be in order with all races, shades and colors showing off their goodies whether natural or man made.
Like with all trends the hype behind the fat ass will eventually die down and the culture will move to a new body part to glorify for the next 5-7 years I heard women’s ankles were all the rage in the 1920’s maybe that’s due for a comeback? in all seriousness between the trips to D.R for all inclusive ass surgery, backdoor injections, and traditional methods I’m all for ladies wanting to spruce up their caboose but ladies please be safe no matter if you got a fatty or a flattie trust me there will be guys who still dig you.
SweatPant out…